If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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