She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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