Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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