OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
