Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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