Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Randomize
