i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
