She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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