butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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