i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
3pm strippers are depressing
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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