i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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