We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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