He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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