Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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