real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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