My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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