I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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