My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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