Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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