Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
smell my finger.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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