youre lurking in front of me
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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