i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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