I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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