Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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