Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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