So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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