I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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