yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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