we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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