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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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