Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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