school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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