Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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