whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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