Me. At least after what I've been through.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
