i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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