How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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