i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just found puke in my bra..
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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