We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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