I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
When did angry sex become our thing?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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