I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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