I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
i now understand why vodka
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Randomize
