omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
then he tried to convert me to islam
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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