so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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