they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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