so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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