Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
