doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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