my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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