her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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