She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
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Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Dick very happy bro
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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