after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Someone shattered a urinal.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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