i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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